Water-Logged Weirdos

I’m so tired of rainbows and weirdos.

People in Florida aren’t used to being cooped up for 57 days of rain (in two months) so they get the crazies.

I’m on the verge of climbing a tower too.

And some delusional man just called my cell phone.

Hi, Ruth?

“I’m sorry, you must have the wrong number.

Are you sure?

“Yes. I’m sure.”

I hang up.

My phone rings again.

Ruth, this is Bob. I met you last night at Barbie’s.

“You definitely have the wrong number.”


“Dude, Ruth blew you off. Accept it. Move on.”

I hang up. My phone rings again.

You sound like Ruth. Don’t you dance at Barbie’s? Didn’t I meet you last night?

“Dude, I am not Ruth. And if I danced at Barbie’s, I would be on the morning crew!”


Universe, please send us some sunshine …and unicorns. Or lead me to a tower.




One comment on “Water-Logged Weirdos

  1. primestrippers
    September 8, 2012 at September 8, 2012 #

    Are you sure?…To funny

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