I Watched Smut Street & Lost My Sexy

Via text (with my husband):

Me: You are a Cookie Monster.
Hubs: Doesn’t he live in a garbage can?
Me: No, that’s Oscar the Groin.
Hubs: WTH kind of Sesame Street did you watch?

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I wanted to sound naughty, and say something to my husband like: “Let me pat you down and look for a wire.”

So much for trying to bring sexy back.

iPhone autocorrect, you are my frenemy.

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