Time Flies During The Pre-Polyester Years

Happy Birthday Allybean. I can’t believe it’s been twenty-two years today.

Time flies. And I know that sounds cliche’, and like something a pre-pleated-polyesther-pants-wearing-old-lady would say; which I am not, by the way.

But really, I swear it feels like today is March 18,1991, and I was just put to sleep for the C-section; and then I woke up in 2013, with a bouncing twenty-two year old.

Congratulations, it’s a boy; and he is all grown-up; and he is perfect; well, except for a few, very large tattoos, which you’ll learn to overlook.

I love you Alexander, you are my heart. Happy birthday baby boy.


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