My Sometimes Keyboard

I write on my iPad, and I use a possessed bluetooth keyboard. Truly. My keyboard has a mind of its own. Just when I decide I’m ready to go out and buy a new one, it starts to work.

Once I spilled coffee in my tote bag and I think it may have dribbled down, into the keyboard charger hole; that might be why my keyboard won’t hold a charge unless I plug it in, turn it around, put it upside down (on top of a mirror so I can make sure the charging light is on without touching it), hold my breath, and stand on my head. And then it will charge for a second. Sometimes.

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And sometimes if I bang on the keys, super-frustrated-like: BAM! BAM! BAM! Then, all of a sudden, my keyboard will spring to life and aasldfkja will spill out onto the screen. Win. For like five seconds.

That is what happened just now. I am in my five second window. Hence the blog about nothing.

But Yay. I can type! For like one more second… But I’ll be back as soon as I figure out how to exorcise the keyboard demon, or

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One comment on “My Sometimes Keyboard

  1. bensbitterblog
    October 16, 2013 at October 16, 2013 #

    The demons of coffee have taken over your keyboard.

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