The Finicky Stray



“If you are going to play Dr. Doolittle, and feed your stray cat leftovers, will you please NOT do it with my Fiestaware?”

(grinning) I wasn’t feeding a stray cat.

“Then why did I find my Fiestaware dinner plate delicately balanced on top of the big green trash barrel when I left for work this morning?”

(grinning) I dunno.

“Seriously, do you know the cost of a Fiestaware plate in that specific color? Can’t Morris just eat leftovers off of a silver platter?”

(not grinning) How much does a Fiestaware plate cost?

“Never mind.”

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