My friend and coworker asked me if I had a pair of nail clippers yesterday so I dug in to my pocketbook aka little purse tucked inside a bigger purse/tote bag… And this is what I found:

-a package of latex gloves *I’m allergic to latex WTH?
-hand sanitizer
-pieces of a shredded and possibly used tissue *which I promptly threw in the garbage.
-an unused tissue *which I promptly used because my nose happened to be drippy
-a plus-style screwdriver *I don’t do tools WTH?
-fourteen safety pins *I’m a runner. What can I say?
-dental picks
-baby wipes
-a tube of hormone cream
-alcohol swabs
-a camera
-a toothbrush
-a pair of clean underwear *incase I tried on a pair of pants while shopping since I usually go commando and wear yoga pants
-an Ulta coupon that expired last year
-five paperclips
-seven tubes of lipgloss *I have an addiction
-face powder
-a melted Hershey’s kiss
-one earring
-a leaf
-an eyeglass case
-a half empty bottle of water
-various half full pill bottles
-NORMAL STUFF like my wallet, pens, keys, and stray coins
-a half eaten granola bar
-the remote control for our living room TV
-Fiskars *my youngest child is 18. WTF?
-a sock
-a straw
-a hairbrush with hair
and my iPad.

I did not have nail clippers.

2 comments on “bag-o-tricks

  1. NoelleTee
    April 22, 2014 at April 22, 2014 #

    Kelly Poppins

    • virtualendings
      April 22, 2014 at April 22, 2014 #

      Hahaha Yes! I felt very much like Poppins, or like a clown pulling out a scarf, attached to another scarf, attached to another scarf… Or like I was in a Seinfeld episode and my birth control device was gonna fall out.

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