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clueless twerk (sometimes)

Hubs and I are currently training to do our first Disney run in a few weeks, the Disney Tower of Terror ten miler. And I use the word training loosely. Hubs is training. I’m practicing. And I’m reading every blog and review I can find to mentally prepare myself, and calm my fake-OCD nerves. And

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Let The Mean People Repulse you

Last week my insurance agent argued with me, interrupted me and then blamed me for misunderstanding a letter she sent to me. It was MY fault she was unclear. Sadly, I’m not kidding. Then, my doctor’s receptionist forgot to schedule a follow-up appointment for me, and when there wasn’t a time-slot available, she told me

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We Need A Foursome For My Addiction

Hi Y’all. My name is Kelly, and I’m addicted to lazy bunnies and destination runs. Last Friday, I called out sick to work for the first time since 2001. I mean, I’ve had pre-planned days off in the last twelve years (like when I’ve lost expendable organs), but not a cold-call-unscheduled-flat-out sick day. And last

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Lookout, Here Comes A Bridge!

Living in paradise isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I drove away from work today with big plans to go for a quick run before dark; and as I inched down the highway, away from my office, I realized the road looked more like a parking lot than a highway. So I call my

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I’m Gleek, The Pet Space Monkey with a Limp

My right hip hurts. And my left foot hurts. And I know that makes me sound like Quasimoto on Geritol, but actually, it’s my husband’s fault. And my friend Ethel’s fault too; and really, it’s like blaming the same person because my husband and my friend Ethel are the Wonder Twins. During an expo for

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