Tag: eye doctor

glasses, braces and oh my

I’m a contact virgin. I’m the nerdy kid who always wanted to wear glasses and braces, and I never got to wear either. Well, I used to roll up aluminum foil and mold it around my teeth to pretend I had braces, but I never actually got to officially wear real ones, I just sort

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It’s A Man-Shark

Right around the time I turned forty, my distance vision started to get fuzzy, and I was so excited. FINALLY. I could get glasses! My whole life I wanted glasses. And braces. I always wanted braces; the kind with full on head-gear. When I was a pre-teen, I used to roll up tin foil and

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