Tag: facebook

just. like. that.

I saw this infogram on Facebook a few minutes ago and I was shocked. Horrified. Worried. Hubs and I LOVE to read, our boys are all avid readers (even as adults), and we all LOVE bookstores; in fact, new books were treats for our kids when they were little. How could somebody not love to

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got the sun in my eyes

Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous -Albert Einstein Eight months ago we met on a rainy day, at a crappy beach in the Virgin Islands. We drank overpriced fancy drinks and despite our age difference, we talked like long lost friends while our husbands chatted awkwardly, bought our drinks, and made sure we were

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boobs are the first sign

Soooo what happens to you when your favorite sibling and their partner dump you because they are immature, selfish fatheads? Well, let me just tell you. So you know… First you spend the weekend at the beach with great friends drinking mojitos and you try to pretend you are in your happy place. Or Key

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it’s not “just” facebook…

Sometimes it’s not just Facebook. Sometimes it’s your connection. One of my siblings recently had a baby and as it happens, life got busy for me and my sibling at the same time. In the past month since the baby’s birth I haven’t even met the baby, but I loved perusing Facebook looking for new

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i went birthday dark

I took my birthdate off Facebook. I did it a few years ago, right before my birthday when I was talking to my tech-savvy-BFF Ethel, and bitching about how bizarre it felt to know that casual acquaintances (like people I drunk-friended at a bar in Key West years ago) were about be blasted with reminders

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Visions of Wild Turkeys & Christmas Porn

I’ve always thought of Thanksgiving as a precursor-holiday; a practice; the kickoff holiday that gets you in the mood for the main event: Christmas. Maybe that’s because somewhere along the way in my life, I figured out that always being thankful makes me happier, so I don’t feel like I need a specific day to

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Eight Facts and A Bonus Rash

There is this game circulating around Facebook, where you are given a number and you are supposed to post that number of Random Unknown Facts about yourself. Have you seen it? RUUNNN And I know, I know. Whenever I see a game circulating on Facebook, I just need to stay off of it for a

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Kelly’s Random Thankful 30

It’s November. Already. My inner old lady is poking out, because I’m about to comment on how fast this year has gone by… Wow. And on Facebook, it’s that time of year again, when everyone lists one thing a day they are thankful for; does it just annoy me? Facebook’s November Thankful Thirty. Ugh. I

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Thank You Facebook

Recently, I ran into an old friend, and a current Facebook friend. I was so happy to see her, and I was so thankful we had kept up with each other. Through Facebook. That’s right. I’m thankful for Facebook. My friend and I haven’t seen each other in seven years, but thanks to Facebook, our

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I Had A Creative Urge & New Scissors

My Facebook friends, and blog readers, the ones who know me in real life anyway, ALWAYS ask my husband if all the stuff I write about is really true; if it actually happens. And of course, I can’t make this stuff up. I’m not that good. So yes, it’s all true. For example, here is

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