I made a quick stop at my neighborhood Walmart on the way to the beach today. I purchased SPF 50 lip balm, and a package of dog bones for the two-year old dog my son drove across three states, and then asked me to babysit, for eight months. As I was standing in the checkout
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Ohio Makes Fat Floridians
I ate my way through Ohio last weekend. I gained three pounds in fifty-five hours. Three pounds doesn’t sound like a lot; unless you imagine duct taping twelve sticks of butter to your inner thighs (because that is where weight goes on me), then it becomes a serious amount of fatness. Last night when I
