Tag: freak flag

glasses, braces and oh my

I’m a contact virgin. I’m the nerdy kid who always wanted to wear glasses and braces, and I never got to wear either. Well, I used to roll up aluminum foil and mold it around my teeth to pretend I had braces, but I never actually got to officially wear real ones, I just sort

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Freak Flag vs Inner Old Lady

I have an inner-old-lady, and she likes appliqué holiday sweaters. I know, this is a serious freak-flag. But it’s true. Whenever I shop in a department store alone, I make a B-line to the holiday sweater section, and I admire, fondle and even try on, those zip up Halloween, Christmas or Thanksgiving sweaters. AND I

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