Tag: funny

My Hubs Deserves A Cape, Or A Sword, Or Car Sex

I picked up my new eyeglasses yesterday, and after several attempts to adjust my frames, the eyeglass fitter insisted my frames were fine. And I didn’t argue. I could see Fitter Guy’s frustration level was high so I figured I’d just go to another optician and get the eyeglasses fitted, later. And so we moved

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Dyeing Is In The Details, Mrs. Magoo

Last week while I was still living in denial and suffering from old-age blindness because of irrational fears, I tried to dye a pair of shorts. I bought the cutest pair of green shorts, wore them once, and splashed a bleach on them. So I decided to be all DIYer, and salvage my shorts by

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Paramedic’s Wives Probably Have The Best Grannies

A special note to my sons, you may want to skip this one guys…. One of the things my mother always told me before I left the house, was to make sure I wore clean underwear, in case I got in to an accident. And by our teens, most of us knew, courtesy of ABC

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In 99 Years I’ll Get A Blogiversary Bullet

“Hubs, I’ve been blogging for a year. Ethel says it’s my Blogiversary. If a Blogiversary was like a Wedding Anniversary, and people gave you gifts, then the first year’s Traditional Gift would be paper. Isn’t that cool?” Hubs was half-listening to me because he was glued to some basketball final championship event on television. Sure.

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